Marauder Roleplays

Marauder Roleplays is a group of roleplayers that strive towards intense, in-depth roleplaying. Most roleplays are adult/mature for graphic gore, sex, language, scenes, etc. Run by Iggy and Phie, our numbers also include Kcold and Fay. We encourage you to contact us to look into joining, though we will say that we try to pick only the best of the best, and our roleplays are often very hard to keep up with.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Finally posted NF:P1 on AO3

http://archiveofourown.org/works/435840/chapters/741366

Vague plans so far for NF:P2 hiatus post

Listed under the cut:

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IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR MARAUDER ROLEPLAYS MEMBERS

Your Captain Iggy speaking; I have some important information for the members of Marauder Roleplays.

As of now, New Flatmate is on incredibly short hiatus as Phie and I type up a giant godmod post.

Now, before everyone freaks, there is nothing to worry about; this is a necessary measure, since no one seems to be able to figure out where to go from here. Phie and I have some ideas as to what to do in a week RP-time, so right now I’d like you guys to vote on a one week or a two week time jump and I need to you tell me what basically you want your characters to do in those two weeks.

This is also a notice that we are going to incorporate select events of Series 2 of Sherlock into it and maybe be welcoming new members to pick up existing characters.

Submit to either this account or my personal account your vote and your characters’ basic actions - I cannot guarantee it’ll happen, but I’ll talk to you about it.

(Source: asteriskos)

Daddy’s Little Darling

iggymarauder:

The following is all that has been posted for Daddy’s Little Darling, which is currently on hiatus and may actually be discontinued because it hurts too much. It is unfinished and short.

Cheers.

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The heartache and tiny soul death is complimentary. Thank you for flying Marauder Roleplays.

I would like to know who vomited up cheese, cracked a dozen rotten eggs on it, had a massive wee, and then sprayed the foul concoction with Axe…

phiesalittlelighthouse:

…Because that is NOT what I’d like this hallway to smell like.

I assume if you EXPLODE a bro, this is what happens.

I got a review for New Flatmate that…I can’t.

iggymarauder:

They said

Cute story, but for some reason it kept getting more and more annoying that you stuck to writing ‘wot’ instead of ‘what’… I mean, come on… the spelling’s not THAT hard.

Cheers though

So I replied

Cute review, but for some reason it’s really funny that you couldn’t understand that it’s the way the character Phin pronouces “what”. I mean, come on, the inference’s not THAT hard.

Cheers though.
-Iggy

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS COUNTRY SO FUCKING SCARED OF SEX

phiesalittlelighthouse:

kcoldem:

phiesalittlelighthouse:

WHO THE FUCK CARES

IF YOU’RE ON BIRTH CONTROL

OR GAY

OR A VIRGIN

OR HAVING SEX WITH EIGHT FUCKING HUNDRED PEOPLE A DAY

THEY’RE YOU’RE FUCKING REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS

WHY IS IT THE CHURCH’S BUSINESS

OR THE GOVERNMENT’S

OR YOUR BOSS’S

WHO

THE

FUCK

CARES

GO DO YOUR THING

AND EVERYONE ELSE SHUT UP ABOUT IT

GUH

Your* (6th line(I WIN))

Aw, I was so angry, I didn’t even notice. Whatever.

AH FIXED ET

“…and then punted Albus into the living room.”

phiesalittlelighthouse:

I CAN’T

I 

JUST

LITERALLY

CANNOT

3————

SOPHIE I REPLIED IN THE CRACK THREAD.

phiesalittlelighthouse:

iggymarauder:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING RIGHT NOW.

MAKING YOUR 1:50AM MUCH, MUCH BETTER

I DID IT 

3-

kcoldem:

iggymarauder:

Just whoring out my videos.

Directed by me. Filmed by me, friends, and my mum. Filmed in the high school cafeteria, the high school basement, and the local small wooded area. Characters adapted by us. Editing all by me in Windows Movie Maker.

Theme: Wonderland
Song: Follow Me Down ft. Neon Hitch by 3OH!3 

Honestly, this video never fails to make me smile. It was loads of fun making it.

i miss this

Please. Please read this. If you like Sherlock, you should read this. You don’t even have to have read all the Harry Potter books - we fucked so much up in that universe that it doesn’t matter. Please read it? Click for the PDF download.

Please. Please read this. If you like Sherlock, you should read this. You don’t even have to have read all the Harry Potter books - we fucked so much up in that universe that it doesn’t matter.

Please read it?

Click for the PDF download.

OH WAIT NEVERMIND

phiesalittlelighthouse:

HI MACY MAYTHEE!

:D

ALSO- MY COUSIN SAYS THEY CURL BECAUSE YOU ARE USING THE STOCKINETTE STITCH!

If that helps!

Now available for download: A STUDY IN CHARACTERS:Volume One of the Marauder Roleplays Fanmixes Download via the picture or here. Featuring a wide variety of artists, this fanmix focuses on some of our favourite and biggest characters and their love lives or friendships. There are two parts to this - the first thirteen songs are individual characters, and the final six are groups of characters, making a total of nineteen tracks. Track list: TRACK 01: Sherlock HolmesLargo for the Violin; Emilie Autumn (instrumental) TRACK 02: John Watson500 Miles; The Proclaimers Well I would walk five hundred milesAnd I would walk five hundred moreJust to be the man who walked a thousand milesTo fall down at your door TRACK 03: Phineas BlackI Confess; The English Beat And I could have phoned, I could have spokeBut how to break the news without breaking your heart?Always searching for paradiseI’ll admit that I’m good as blindDarling, I confess, yes I’ve ruined three livesDid not care ‘til I found out that one of them was mineConfess(Our love seems like a punishment)And I confess (If it’s all the same to you I’ll stay indifferent) TRACK 04: Bittie HammondBad Reputation; Joan Jett I don’t give a damn about my reputation I’ve never been afraid of any deviation And I don’t really care If you think I’m strange I ain’t gonna change And I’m never gonna care about my bad reputation  TRACK 05: Garrett WestonI Don’t Feel Like Dancin’; Scissor Sisters Wake up in the morning with a head like ‘what ya done?’ This used to be the life but I don’t need another one. You like cuttin’ up and carrying on, you wear them gowns. So how come I feel so lonely when you’re up getting down?  TRACK 06: Albus PotterWake Up; The Arcade Fire Something filled up My heart with nothing And someone told me not to cryBut now that I’m older My heart’s colder And I can see that it’s a lie If the children don’t grow up Our bodies get bigger but our hearts get torn up We’re just a million little gods causing rain storms Turning every good thing to rust I guess we’ll just have to adjust TRACK 07: Jim MoriartyCounting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums; A Perfect Circle Don’t fret precious, I’m hereStep away from the window Go back to sleep Safe from painAnd truthAnd choiceAnd other poison devils See, they don’t give a fuck about youLike I do  TRACK 08: Sebastian MoranGood Girls Go Bad; Cobra Starship I know your type Yeah daddy’s li’l girl Just take a bite Let me shake up your world Cause just one night couldn’t be so wrong I’m gonna make you lose control TRACK 09: Fayte ByrdMonster; Lady Gaga He licked his lips Said to me Girl you look good enough to eat Put his arms around me Said “Boy now get your paws right off me” TRACK 10: Malice LiddellI Have to Go Return Some Video Tapes; Breathe Carolina I want you to know I’ve been in your apartment This is the instrument I split your head apart with It’s not the first time I’ve had the impulse Unwrap your skin and axe off your limbs So I can come to terms and face the mask that’s in front of me I know there is no exit, I erased it from my memory Watch as my blood lust seeps out of my nights And contaminates all of my days TRACK 11: Essa LapinaMother Stands For Comfort; Kate Bush Mother stands for comfort Mother will hide the murderer Mother hides the madman Mother will stay mum TRACK 12: Maximum RideHappy; Best Coast Yeah, there’s blood on the wall but I’m happyI’m happy TRACK 13: RaelBack in N.Y.C.; Genesis I see faces and traces of home back in New York City So you think I’m a tough kid? Is that what you heard? Well I like to see some action and it gets into my blood The call me the trail blazer-Rael-electric razor I’m the pitcher in the chain gang, we don’t believe in pain ‘cos we’re only as strong, as the weakesst link in the chain Let me out of Pontiac when I was just seventeen I had to get it out of me, if you know what I mean, what I mean TRACK 14: The MaraudersWith A Little Help From My Friends; The Beatles What would you think if I sang out of tune Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song And I’ll try not to sing out of key Oh I get by with a little help from my friends Mm I get high with a little help from my friends Mm going to try with a little help from my friends TRACK 15: The Baker Street TrioGod Speed the Plough; Stackridge (instrumental) TRACK 16: The Conduit Street TrioFor Your Entertainment; Adam Lambert I told ya I’ma hold ya down until you’re amazed Give it to ya ‘til you’re screaming my name No escaping when I start Once I’m in I own your heart There’s no way you’ll ring the alarm So hold on until it’s over Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet ‘Ya thought an angel swept you off ya feet But I’m about to turn up the heat I’m here for your entertainment TRACK 17: John and SherlockMight Tell You Tonight; Scissor Sisters They’ll tell you that you’ll maybe make it If you just cut your clothes and change your hair But I won’t fuss and moan ‘bout what you wear I feel so much better When I read your dirty letters Just wear your sweaters in the winter ‘Cause I wouldn’t want you to get cold I hope that we’re together when we’re old And I just might say it tonight I just might say it tonight I just might tell you tonight That I love you And you should stay all my life TRACK 18: Phin and BittieShort Skirt Long Jacket (poweraxe666 Remix); Cake I want a girl who gets up early I want a girl who stays up late I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity Who uses a machete to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket TRACK 19: Regulus and JulietGrass; XTC Laying on the grass my heart it flares like fire The way you slap my face just fills me with desire Your mate has gone She didn’t want to be alone I will pounce on you Just us and the cuckoos You are helpless now Over and over we flatten the clover

Now available for download:

A STUDY IN CHARACTERS:
Volume One of the Marauder Roleplays Fanmixes

Download via the picture or here.

Featuring a wide variety of artists, this fanmix focuses on some of our favourite and biggest characters and their love lives or friendships. There are two parts to this - the first thirteen songs are individual characters, and the final six are groups of characters, making a total of nineteen tracks.

Track list:

TRACK 01: Sherlock Holmes
Largo for the Violin; Emilie Autumn

(instrumental)

TRACK 02: John Watson
500 Miles; The Proclaimers

Well I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

TRACK 03: Phineas Black
I Confess; The English Beat

And I could have phoned, I could have spoke
But how to break the news without breaking your heart?

Always searching for paradise
I’ll admit that I’m good as blind
Darling, I confess, yes I’ve ruined three lives
Did not care ‘til I found out that one of them was mine

Confess
(Our love seems like a punishment)
And I confess
(If it’s all the same to you I’ll stay indifferent)

TRACK 04: Bittie Hammond
Bad Reputation; Joan Jett

I don’t give a damn about my reputation
I’ve never been afraid of any deviation
And I don’t really care
If you think I’m strange
I ain’t gonna change
And I’m never gonna care about my bad reputation 

TRACK 05: Garrett Weston
I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’; Scissor Sisters

Wake up in the morning with a head like ‘what ya done?’
This used to be the life but I don’t need another one.
You like cuttin’ up and carrying on, you wear them gowns.
So how come I feel so lonely when you’re up getting down? 

TRACK 06: Albus Potter
Wake Up; The Arcade Fire

Something filled up
My heart with nothing
And someone told me not to cry
But now that I’m older
My heart’s colder
And I can see that it’s a lie

If the children don’t grow up
Our bodies get bigger but our hearts get torn up
We’re just a million little gods causing rain storms
Turning every good thing to rust
I guess we’ll just have to adjust

TRACK 07: Jim Moriarty
Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums; A Perfect Circle

Don’t fret precious, I’m here
Step away from the window
Go back to sleep
Safe from pain
And truth
And choice
And other poison devils
See, they don’t give a fuck about you
Like I do 

TRACK 08: Sebastian Moran
Good Girls Go Bad; Cobra Starship

I know your type
Yeah daddy’s li’l girl
Just take a bite
Let me shake up your world
Cause just one night couldn’t be so wrong
I’m gonna make you lose control

TRACK 09: Fayte Byrd
Monster; Lady Gaga

He licked his lips
Said to me
Girl you look good enough to eat
Put his arms around me
Said “Boy now get your paws right off me”

TRACK 10: Malice Liddell
I Have to Go Return Some Video Tapes; Breathe Carolina

I want you to know I’ve been in your apartment
This is the instrument I split your head apart with
It’s not the first time I’ve had the impulse
Unwrap your skin and axe off your limbs
So I can come to terms and face the mask that’s in front of me
I know there is no exit, I erased it from my memory
Watch as my blood lust seeps out of my nights
And contaminates all of my days

TRACK 11: Essa Lapina
Mother Stands For Comfort; Kate Bush

Mother stands for comfort
Mother will hide the murderer
Mother hides the madman
Mother will stay mum

TRACK 12: Maximum Ride
Happy; Best Coast

Yeah, there’s blood on the wall but I’m happy
I’m happy

TRACK 13: Rael
Back in N.Y.C.; Genesis

I see faces and traces of home back in New York City
So you think I’m a tough kid? Is that what you heard?
Well I like to see some action and it gets into my blood
The call me the trail blazer-Rael-electric razor
I’m the pitcher in the chain gang, we don’t believe in pain
‘cos we’re only as strong, as the weakesst link in the chain
Let me out of Pontiac when I was just seventeen
I had to get it out of me, if you know what I mean, what I mean

TRACK 14: The Marauders
With A Little Help From My Friends; The Beatles

What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song
And I’ll try not to sing out of key
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm going to try with a little help from my friends

TRACK 15: The Baker Street Trio
God Speed the Plough; Stackridge

(instrumental)

TRACK 16: The Conduit Street Trio
For Your Entertainment; Adam Lambert

I told ya
I’ma hold ya down until you’re amazed
Give it to ya ‘til you’re screaming my name

No escaping when I start
Once I’m in I own your heart
There’s no way you’ll ring the alarm
So hold on until it’s over

Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
‘Ya thought an angel swept you off ya feet
But I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here for your entertainment

TRACK 17: John and Sherlock
Might Tell You Tonight; Scissor Sisters

They’ll tell you that you’ll maybe make it
If you just cut your clothes and change your hair
But I won’t fuss and moan
‘bout what you wear
I feel so much better
When I read your dirty letters
Just wear your sweaters in the winter
‘Cause I wouldn’t want you to get cold
I hope that we’re together when we’re old

And I just might say it tonight
I just might say it tonight
I just might tell you tonight
That I love you
And you should stay all my life

TRACK 18: Phin and Bittie
Short Skirt Long Jacket (poweraxe666 Remix); Cake

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

TRACK 19: Regulus and Juliet
Grass; XTC

Laying on the grass my heart it flares like fire
The way you slap my face just fills me with desire

Your mate has gone
She didn’t want to be alone
I will pounce on you
Just us and the cuckoos
You are helpless now
Over and over we flatten the clover